OUR BRAND NEW HEADQUARTERS IN NEW YORK!

Please, don't fear. We are here to ensure you will be well stocked with a wide assortment of the following highly sought after products that are Made In America, By Family Owned Small Businesses:

  • Build Your Own Classified Documents (interactive)
  • Blank Check Books (presigned)
  • PMURT BUCKS (Quadrillion, Gazillion and Bajillion dollar bills)
  • Etc...

PmurtMy likeness

11/19/2023

    PmurtMaga is fascism.

    11/10/2023

      PmurtFUCK PMURT

      11/10/2023

        PmurtSo proud of jr teaming up with...

        11/7/2023

          PmurtIt's a travesty! What has become of me???

          11/7/2023

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            11/6/2023

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              11/5/2023

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                11/3/2023

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                  11/3/2023

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                    11/3/2023

                      PmurtMy kids are so cute

                      11/3/2023

                        PmurtYou will never forget the look on their faces

                        11/3/2023

                          PmurtWahhhhhhhhh

                          11/2/2023

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                            11/1/2023

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                              11/1/2023

                                PmurtI smeared shit on my face today!! Love me still?

                                11/1/2023

                                  PmurtWhat a difference 4 years makes!!

                                  11/1/2023

                                    PmurtMake dog turds great again!!

                                    11/1/2023

                                      PmurtBut, what about those windmills??

                                      10/31/2023

                                        PmurtI feel indifferent. Need more adderall

                                        10/31/2023